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| Sometimes people go a little overboard |
So the writer is running low on material in keeping with the
topic. Nope, as every dog or cat owner or parent of toddlers knows, there is a
better way to install that most needed inventory in most people’s favourite
reading room.
While it may in fact be slightly more efficient to the user
to have the first piece closest to you, the pet owners and parents know that
you are just going to end up wasting another roll of that valuable commodity.
Seems that when the cat, dog or toddler gets effected by the latest lunar table
high activity time they go into one of those crazy fits of activity that are
otherwise quite unexplainable. Seems paws and little hands cannot resist the
need to expel a pile of pent up energy on blinding speed repetitive paw or hand
pulls and the job is not complete until the entire roll is on the floor. Only
the truly mean parent tells another member of the family to roll it all back up
on the cardboard cone.
And for those truly lazy individuals that do nothing more
than put a new roll on top of the bathroom sink counter you are just tempting
basic physics. Just as all golf course superintendents know, all water
eventually finds its way downhill (well at least the good ones know that). Placing a roll of toilet paper on the counter is just asking for trouble since
it will attempt to seek the middle of the sink when you first begin to run
water in it, thus rendering the valuable commodity totally useless except for
maybe a good projectile to be used in college dormitory fights.
And I would expect that all bathrooms in hell are always out
of toilet paper (if there are any). That is something that I do hope you never
find out just as Terry Fox and Nelson Mandela will never know. I’m sure they
are having a really nice conversation. Maybe Terry is trying to explain ice
hockey to Nelson. And I bet they are having a good laugh, too. They both earned
that right.
Have a nice day and check the toilet paper stock. It is also
good at catching tears.
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