Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Good Idears

A lot of Facebook posts most always seem to tickle my fancy and start the day off on a good note. Here are some of my favourite off-the-wall guidelines for living a happy life that are inspired by these posts. The real key is to never take things too seriously and you will just be fine. Laughter is a very strong medicine and is absolutely free.

…so why they hell are you so serious all the time!!

Silence is better than bullshit.

Pizza, beer, chocolate and ice cream make up the four essential food groups. (Your alcohol preference may vary and you can substitute your own there).

If it ain’t broke, then why the hell are you tryin’ to fix it!!

A regular oil change keeps everything running smoothly, and does as well in your car or truck.

If a man is in the forest, and there is no woman present, is he still wrong? (The reason why men go hunting I think is just to give their brain a rest from trying to figure out women)

Duct tape may one day be found to be the cure for cancer.

The middle finger has only one purpose.

We all would be better human beings if we treated each other like we do our dogs.

Pain is nature’s way of telling you that you messed up.

If at first you don’t succeed, then go get another beer (you may substitute here as well).

We are all dead for a very, very long time. No need to rush to be flower food.

So learn how to enjoy life and do your best to laugh with someone, not at them. You will amaze yourself at how attractive that type of person is to you and they will want to return the favour in kind. It doesn't cost anything to be nice to someone, but it sure does pay off handsomely.

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