Fat Pants

It's 2:30 in the afternoon and Raymond, Chuckie and Infinity are finally taking a break and eating something. They helped themselves to Pierre's latest creation using the newly acquired crock pot. The teams consensus—outstanding! Pierre will tell you later why you should get one.

It's hard to get Raymond out of his chair. He's wearing his new "Fat Pants" that we got him the other day. He's really quite comfortable, thank you. He even thinks they help in his creations. Oh, and there's Taylor at the crock pot station. He's got his fat pants on, too.

...I've always got mine on

The crock pot is right next to the microwave. The team likes the idea. They are all just kids and you never know when kids are going to need something to eat. So if they didn't have anything when the crock pot is still in warm mode, they can just spoon some into a bowl and push sensor heat on the microwave and lunch is ready. The dishes are right in front of them in the cupboard, directly above the crock pot. Looks like they're eating healthier, too.

It's important to remember that you should let food cooked in the microwave sit for a bit before you eat it. It's still cooking when you take it out. If you don't wait long enough (usually less than a couple of minutes), you cook lips, tongue and mouth. Make sure there's lots of cold drinks in the refrigerator. The best way to correct this mistake is to drown it with a cold beverage. If you're old enough, a brown pop will do just fine.

You do know what I'm talking about when I use the term Fat Pants. We all own at least one pair. Those are the pants you go put on when you need to feel pampered. They're just like sitting in front of a warm fire. In fact, the two go together like peaches and cream.

As the name implies, they are very loose fitting. Raymond's are that new type that are designed to get more comfortable the more you wear them and the more you wash them.

You know what. I'm gonna get out of my coaches' gear and go put mine on. Yeah, I deserve it. You got yours on?