Now Appearing – The Team

This article will give us a peak at the cast of characters that appear in this blog. In future articles, Raymond and Taylor are going to write more detailed profiles about the make up of members of the BitsByBozoplay community. Raymond and Taylor are both excited about the prospects of documenting these bios.

Unfortunately, the formatting capabilities of this editor don’t allow for the easy construction of a proper table so this is going to be a little longer than we would like. We haven’t learned that skill in HTML code yet. Most everybody will get a link to their profile file which will make it easy to figure out which one’s have already been written.

As you may know, I don't believe you are one dominant personality type. People are not that simple. We evolve and some traits just go into hiding. This voyage was truly an eye-opener. You might want to try it yourself.

...takes a fair bit of courage

...pretty good workout for the tear ducts, too

This list provides the name of the team member followed by a primary personality trait, a speaking voice(s) and current status on the team.

Think of it as an NFL team. I'm not sure which one. The names have been carefully chosen by using Babynames.com to help me with that selection.

...Bran wasn't there
...he's pretty full of himself

The Team

Baxter the Baker
dependable
Julia Childs
Special Teams
Bering the Bicycle Guy
explorer
Neil Armstrong/Christopher Columbus
Retired
Bozoplay, aka Bozo
child
Goofy
1st string quarterback
Bran the Businessman
boring
Queen Elizabeth/Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Injury Reserve
Captain the Forklift Rental Manager
proud
Tom Selleck/Sam Albione
Retired
Chuckie the Computer Geek, aka Gorbie the Gamer
broad
Bill Gates
Offensive Centre
Coach
helpful
John Madden/John P.
Head Coach, of course
Corky the Customer Service Guy
helpful sponge
young Pete Chapman (Cooper)/Michael J. Fox
Special Teams
Dante the Dreamer
in the clouds
Martin/Luther King /Tim Allen (ahhuuhh)
1st String Wide Receiver
Ernie
nerd
Les Nessman (WKRP)/Smithers (The Simpsons)
The Water boy
Faith the Friend
caring
Oprah
1st String Middle Linebacker
Fabrizio the Facebook Freak
dangerous
The Godfather
1st String Outside Linebacker
Frank the Forklift Salesman
lacks confidence
Bob Newhart
Retired
Fred the Fisherman
all wet
Bob Izumi
Injury Reserve
Giuseppe the Gardener
caring
old Godfather
Special Teams
Graham the Golfer
confused
Jackie Stewart
Injury Reserve
Gump the Goalie
ordinary but fun
Johnny Bower
Retired
Gus the Guitar player
free
Eric Clapton/B. B. King/Dominic Troiano

Injury Reserve
Helen the Housekeeper
lazy
Goldie Hawn
3rd String Defensive Back
Infinity the Internet Explorer formerly Inchie the Internet Guy
all seeing
the billions & billions Guy (Carl Sagan)
1st String Tailback
JC the Skier
adventurous
Jean Claude Killy
Retired
Joe the Football player
he tries hard
Dan Marino/John Elway/Joe Montana/Mike Singletary/Mark Bavaro/Mike Ditka
Retired
John the Golf Course Guy
helpful
George Carlin
2nd String Tailback (plays weather permitting)
Killer
pit bull
Moe (3 Stooges)
2nd String Wide Receiver
Lorenzo the Lover
sexy
Fernando (from SNL)
Retired
Lucifer the LOST fan
scary
Vincent Price
Retired
Matt the Music Lover
open
Dick Clark
Placekicker
Maverick the Marketing Guy
different
Jerry Seinfeld
Special Teams (Kick Return)
Max the Music Composer
off the wall
Elton John
Injury Reserve
Ned the NASCAR fan
alive
Ned Jarrett/DW (good ole boy)
Special Teams
Oprah the Sales Clerk
plain but helpful
toned down Oprah
Injury Reserve
Pandora the Politician
stuffy
John Diefenbaker
Punter
Peter the Sales & Marketing Guy
breaks new ground
Peter Smith & Jones
Retired
Philander the Philosopher
full of it
Bill Cosby/George Carlin/Billy Crystal/Robin Williams/Doc (Back to the Future)/Jonathan Winters/Rodney Dangerfield/Tim Allen, et al
1st String Wide Receiver (High Maintenance like TO)
Pierre the Chef
simple & fun
Emeril/Jamie Oliver
Defensive Line
Prentice the Professor
stuffy
Winston Churchill
Special Teams
Raymond the Writer
creative
Tim Allen/Ray Kahnert
Offensive Coordinator
Roman the Runner
determined
Porky Pig
Retired
Sawyer the Squash Player
average
Apu (The Simpsons)
Retired
Spike the Sports fan
interested
Dutchy from TSN
Offensive Left Tackle
Steve the Sporting Goods Sales Guy
helpful
Gonzo (Brian)/Pete Chapman
Retired
Stuart the Statistician
detailed (kinda' anal)
Albert Einstein
Defensive Back
Taylor the Teacher
all knowing
James Earl Jones/Harry Sutton
1st String Safety
Titus
conservative
Prince Charles
Nose Tackle
Walt the Woodworker
simple
Bob Villa/Tim the Toolman Allen/Homer Simpson
Special Teams
Walter the WWII guy
proud
Walter Kronkite
Special Teams

Fabrizio is the newest member of the team. He and Raymond are playing both ways.