A lot of Facebook posts most always seem to tickle my fancy and start
the day off on a good note. Here are some of my favourite off-the-wall guidelines
for living a happy life that are inspired by these posts. The real key is to
never take things too seriously and you will just be fine. Laughter is a very
strong medicine and is absolutely free.
…so why they hell are you so serious all the time!!
Silence is better than bullshit.
Pizza, beer, chocolate and ice cream make up the four
essential food groups. (Your alcohol preference may vary and you can substitute
your own there).
If it ain’t broke, then why the hell are you tryin’ to fix
it!!
A regular oil change keeps everything running smoothly, and
does as well in your car or truck.
If a man is in the forest, and there is no woman present, is
he still wrong? (The reason why men go hunting I think is just to give their
brain a rest from trying to figure out women)
Duct tape may one day be found to be the cure for cancer.
The middle finger has only one purpose.
We all would be better human beings if we treated each other
like we do our dogs.
Pain is nature’s way of telling you that you messed up.
If at first you don’t succeed, then go get another beer (you may substitute here as well).
We are all dead for a very, very long time. No need to rush to be flower food.
So learn how to enjoy life and do your best to laugh with
someone, not at them. You will amaze yourself at how attractive that type of
person is to you and they will want to return the favour in kind. It doesn't
cost anything to be nice to someone, but it sure does pay off handsomely.
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